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to the reviewers

Posted by Opiniotron Oct. 2, 2008 @ 1:51 PM EDT

reviewers, please read this, because there is no reason why anyone who makes a flash movie should get a 0/10.

a 5/10 means its average, it does nothing well, or it does things well, and other things very poorly

a 10/10 has met all the expectations of a good flash

an 11/10 has exceeded those expectations

a 1/10 has done almost everything wrong and needs serious correction

but a 0/10

in order to get a 0, it has to NOT be a flash movie

thats like clicking "WATCH THIS MOVIE!" and nothing appears

that would be a 0, because its not a flash movie

here are some more examples of what would earn a 0/10
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an actual movie

the blue screen of death

my left shoe

my RIGHT shoe

getting kicked in the nuts

etc.
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so reviewers, when you're thinking, "that was the worst flash ever," just remember it was better than a kick in the nuts

-Goshawk

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