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Recent Movie Reviews


Saturday Morning Watchmen Saturday Morning Watchmen

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 9, 2009

I'd wake up at 4am to watch this if it was real

I'm not going out on a limb to say this was one of the greatest flashes I've seen in a while. The animation outclassed most modern cartoons, the lyrics were more thought out than any anime, and the jokes was predominately the entire opening. It was so good I even downloaded the song

excellent and then some. they don't make numbers high enough
11/10



Girlchan in Paradise Ep1 Girlchan in Paradise Ep1

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 23, 2009

that explains it

once again, parody king egoraptor returns, this time with the theme on anime, so if you don't understand what makes anime funny, don't watch, and don't bitch

the animation is terrible on purpose, and the art is beautiful, yet keeps the awesome series style. it's kinda long, but if you start laughing, you'll keep laughing

that exlains EVERYTHING
10/10


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If You Were Gay, Roy If You Were Gay, Roy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 30, 2009

if this reviewer was gay

the voice over work was good, but that they said Rod and Nikki could go either way as being an up or a down. like you could think of Rod and Nikki as nicknames from the song instead of them actually saying Roy and Marth, but eh, I would have liked a little deviation from the lyrics, even if it was just a name change

but the animation was cute and fit the fruity mood, so kudos, I think it worked out really well
9/10


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Recent Game Reviews


Mario-Combat Mario-Combat

Rated 4 / 5 stars December 9, 2008

it was like a beautiful Power Star prologue

it was alot of fun honestly, and I was worried because of all the glitches from the Power Star 2 demo

a few glitches are still here, like sound effects. I loaded the game 7x and the sound is still off

and in the third room my head bounced on the roof when I tried to enter the pipe, and when you look to your left the ceiling isn't finished

combat is abit clunky but it's like classic arcade fighting which is fun

what I did miss from the Power Star series are the grabs. if there is a grab move, it's gotta be pretty complex because I'm pretty sure I tried every direction with A

but still, the music was great, and the sound effects are right out of Power Star. I'm glad that it's not bloody otherwise I wouldn't have been about to see my screen from kicking so much ass

it captured the concept of Power Star against Bowser and his minions pretty well

I even got to use the wall jump lava save a couple times (even though lava doesn't kill)

would have liked some bonuses like unlocking the sword or the bullet bill shot from ep 2

oh well

it was still amazing
8/10



Doom Triple Pack Doom Triple Pack

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 1, 2008

hard to believe but it's true

it's Doom back from the grave

THE game

the only thing it's missing is sound effects

(if you want music, you're playing on a comp, put on your own **** music)

it's free, it's a flash game, what more could you want
9/10


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Power Star game (Demo) Power Star game (Demo)

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars October 2, 2008

way too many glitches

I understand this is a demo, but the fighting was glitched, the enemies can fly through the walls, the first door doesnt work, AND there's a typo in the first sentence man! I mean, demos get polished before you play them. loved the graphics though, and since I loved powerstar it had replay

Demo just means a piece of,

but this was a piece of crap
3/10


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Recent Audio Reviews


FFIV battle FFIV battle

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 20, 2008

back to basics

the replication is flawless. the only problem I had, and maybe it was my headphones, but the background was too strong and the notes didnt carry. but thats headphones, just stero or anything else, it was brilliant, and thats how it gets its grade. it was made for games, it should be played with game quality

perfect
10/10



FFVIII-Laguna's Battle FFVIII-Laguna's Battle

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 20, 2008

a masterpiece

the opening was very strong, starting off slow and then the beat just ididnt stop, it keeps hitting with ever better precision than ff8 could have hoped for. it's three minutes long but I never wanted it to end. it was addictive, and the loop for restarting the song just seemed to work perfectly, my ears just never really noticed it fade out and back in. all that happened in my mind was me being blown away

beyond fantastic
11/10


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FFX Battle Theme FFX Battle Theme

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 20, 2008

nostalgia

as a remix, it keeps the quality of the original very well, but off every now and then. it loops well enough that I enjoy hearing the opening each time, but still, it feels as if theres either alittle too much or alittle too little of the background snapping (dont know the musical term, just going by ear)

alittle off, but still great
9/10


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